The People I Work With...

..sure know how to make me feel good about myself.


Girl: How far a long are you?
Me: about 5 months
Girl: And you're already that big.. good luck with that!
Me: well, thanks..

Different Girl: How far a long are you?
Me: 22 weeks
Different Girl: Lord, you are going to be big as a house!
Me: gee.. thanks.

Lady: tell me what's going on with your belly..
Me: well.. I'm having a baby
Lady: How many months?
Me: 6 on Sunday
Lady: well, I wanted to say something for a while.. but, you know some people just get bellies.
Me: oh, yeah.. I know what you mean
Lady: your face is looking pregnant if you didn't already know.
Me: I'm fully aware. Thanks.

If only I had a gun and some bullets!